Ever wonder why socks disappear in the laundry? How do zombies enter our brains? You know in your heart there is something “out there.” Look no further than your clothes dryer.
That’s right. The workhorse of the average household is the portal to another world of secrets of which we have all witnessed the results.
Think about it: it has a door you can’t get through with an inner passage just out of our reach of reasoning. The lint disappears and so do your socks, albeit one at a time. And what of the dryer softener sheets we add? I use two most of the time, yet more often than not, only one is left to be tossed at the end of a cycle.
I don’t profess to have any answers but if you’re being attacked by zombies and all your windows and doors are locked, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
